오빠 likes to collect ketchups and chillies packets. Whenever we go, either MCD, burger king or KFC or any fast food restaurant, he always collect ketchups. I found out recently that he has a bag of ketchups or chillies when I unpacked his luggage.

So today we have our dinner in Burger King.

*Happily eating burger halfway*

Me : *throw the ketchup on the tray* I don't want it.

He : I want it. I'll take it.

Me : NOO! You already have a lot in our room and barely even touch it!!

He : Because you didn't buy chips for me!

Me : what?! *smack my face* Anyway you can't take it.

Me Continuing talking about today's event.  Blah blah blah

Me : and lalalalalalala

*he pass me a bunch of tissue*

I was still talking.

Suddenly I felt something weird and took out the tissue to found he hide the ketchup in the tissue.

Me : HEY! You tried to distract me while Im talking right?

He : *laugh* how did you know?! I thought you didn't notice.

Me : I feel. Felt something squishy so I check again. *throw the ketchup to the tray again*

He : No! I need it! I can eat it when I want.

Me : You will not eat it until end of this month and I will throw it away anyway!

He : How can you waste food?! Is such a waste!

Me : Excuse me? You have a whole bag of ketchup and barely even eat it. In the end it was all expired and I have to throw it. Aren't you waste of food now? Maybe give it back to the staff so they can reuse it.

I thought I was going to win this YAY on your face. And suddenly....

He :  I paid for it so Im gonna take it.

*Wtf bang wall*

Me : *laugh burst* is only a small packet of ketchup! *search for it and found out is missing*

Me : You took the ketchup again! In your pocket huh?

He : *gulp* no.

And that's how he manage to keep the ketchup.

When we were back home, he forgot where he keep it wtf.